Born in YANKEE-land. Instead of slapping me, the doc smacked mom. Never could color inside the lines properly, & sent 6 babysitters into rehab. At age 10, pawned my baseball cards for my first dual-playing casette boombox, so I could "mix the songs together." In middle school, I was labeled as the "loser CB radio kid." I repeatedly got my ass kicked in high school for attempting to talk on the microphone at school dances. My first "on-air" job came in my senior year,- working the drive-thru. Got fired 18 days later for hitting on chicks over the speaker, stealing Monopoly game pieces, and not Super-sizing. Then I got paid $6/hour to hit a button that said "PLAY" and mutter, "All skate slowly and carefully please." Then it really started sucking when I got into RADIO...

FAVORITE QUOTES:
"You can re-take the test, you can't relive the party."
"Hate the game, not the player."
"You fix it, I'm going to the bar."
"I HATE snow."

THE REAL DIRT:
Addicted to credit card shopping at the mall. Can't stand senior citizens or anyone else that goes 61 mph in the passing lane. Love cheesy 90's dance music and you'll never be the green ball during mini-golf. I have radio friends in every state that matters....uhhh, excluding Idaho. Never employee of the month, but always the best smelling. My best bud is a Mexican Chihauhua named "Squeezy," I always avoid credit card company calls, & have been known to empty the bottle at clubs.

PERSONAL HEROES:
Anyone that can keep up with me at the bar, and not complain that "it tastes yucky." Oh yah, and Mom & Dad.

SMARTEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE:
"No Comment." Multi-million dollar lawsuit pending.

BIGGEST PET PEEVE:
When you slow down to stop at a traffic light,...then the EXACT moment you actually stop...it turns green. Also, when drive-thrus forget the sauce & when people ask me if my eyebows are real.

WHEN I'M HAVING A BAD DAY:
A 20 minute drive takes me about 8, the music is REALLY loud and then utilize 3 spaces while parking.

MY $200 MONTHLY PAYCHECK GETS SPENT LIKE THIS:
Dinner at Benihana! Blow a couple bucks on Powerball tickets. Saved $5 towards owed Broadcasting school tuition. Stumble into the Galleria and buy an overpriced shirt. Fork out $10 for the layaway payment on my future pet penguin!
Blow the rest on eBay. All secondary bills such as rent, car payment, insurance, and utilities can be paid next month....LATE.

WHEN I FIRST KNEW I WANTED TO BE A RADIO SUPERSTAR:
I was the annoying dude on the request line that bugged the DJ every night. Then when he hung up on me, I rode my bike to the station and egged his car. Security caught me and the station made me wash vans for five months. I rule at Armor All.

FAVORITE MOViN MOMENT:
It happend my 2nd night in Dallas,...getting my left arm stuck in the vending machine at 1am going for that free bag of dangling chips. Life sucked for 20 minutes.

WHERE I'VE BEEN:
STAR 105.7- BINGHAMTON, NY
HOT 107-9- SYRACUSE, NY
98.5 KRZ- WILKES-BARRE/SCRANTON, PA
Z100- NEW YAWWK CITY
101.3 KDWB- MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL, MN
104-7 KISS FM-PHOENIX, AZ
And Now...MOViN 107-5 DFW, baby!!!